lovelylor:

mamamidnight:

bludgers-rondelles:

cast of spongebob dubs classic movies

I aM SnORtinh UNConrTOLABly wiTH LAUghTrt

God damn it.

This is amazing

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esakris:

Dalish elf wearing flower crowns  (◡‿◡✿)

Mahariel making Tamlen a flower crown  (◡‿◡✿)

Tamlen looking at Mahariel with a loving smile and thinking how cute she looks still standing on her tippy toes to put on the flower crown even though he’s slouching (◡‿◡✿)

Mahariel standing too high on her tippy toes, suddenly tripping and Tamlen catching her in his arms, as they both share an awkward moment of silence (≧▽≦)

Mahariel burying Tamlen after he died in camp, planting a small tree and placing a flower crown in the middle (ʘ‿ʘ)

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asamiandtoomanymuses:

gookgod:

cameoamalthea:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

BUT GUYS!

What if we used this to coat foam cosplay weapons and armor? 

what if i sprayed this on my dick while i was hard. i would have the eternal wood

Have fun going out in public

posted 1 day ago with 107,686 notes

rubitrightintomyeyes:

Wheatley has blonde hair and glasses.  He is very tall.

posted 2 days ago with 1,412 notes

rubitsart:

watson-sighs-and-tuts:

Sherlock’s mind palace

Apart from it being a masterpiece of montage, this scene is so emotionally disturbing. Yes, he’s stunning, absolutely beautiful, showed in the middle of the rawness of the process of deducing. His uniqueness, being special, above everything ordinary, above average human potential shows here. You can’t look away - it’s hypnotising, but at the same time you want to because it’s so distressing to see him like possessed by this genius, by his brain, by this monster inside him. Living beast, feeding on all these tiniest associations, subtle hints, directions, words, slogans, images, tiniest bits of the whole wide universe ever surrounding him until these scraps form final solution. But before it comes to this the whole “ritual” looks almost painfully ecstatic, like he’s on high, beside himself, barely managing, being on the edge, and at the same time nothing could tear him away he’s exactly where he wants to be, belonging, complete, ABSOLUTE. It’s like one step too far and he snaps – done, swallowed by madness, turned into machine on the loop until he burns and turns into ashes along with his brain. You can feel that burden of his MIND, how his brain is a separate living being, forcing him to feed it all the time, taking control, driving away everything else but the purest intellect. Devouring him as a person, as a human entity, while fed. This scene shows so intensely the genius, Sherlock’s greatest asset that is his greatest tragedy. This scene shows how this blessing of his is also his curse threatening his humanity, stability, emotional well-being. It shows how he stands on the edge of abyss  all the time and one step too far and he’s falling.

His mind palace is basically the Shiba Inu meme.

posted 2 days ago with 25,971 notes

gtpomella:

jameshabermann:

killerdls:

thenimbus:

Made me cringe

Nice Guy Gamer

Friendly reminder to avoid any dude who proudly describes themselves as a “gamer.”

I am so sorry women have to go through this shit.

posted 2 days ago with 10,057 notes

tatterdemalionamberite:

curlicuecal:

> I was working on a whole Homestuck collection, but Eridan Ampora turns out to embody a disproportionately large subset of tumblr users.

UTTER BRILLIANCE

posted 6 days ago with 11,272 notes

l-aughterr:

amourpizza:

ifagrizzlycouldtalk:

blainekatzman:

im really mad at how accurate this is

A moment of silence for our fallen bearded brother who sacrificed himself for the sake of this disgustingly accurate illustration.

Is that even the same person

That isn’t the same person… Look at the ears

posted 6 days ago with 277,029 notes

dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

posted 6 days ago with 836,163 notes

witchcraftand-wizardry:

i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy

posted 6 days ago with 428,069 notes

joannekwan:

How I perceive the series in a nutshell. Awakening is like a summer extension course taken between freshmen and sophomore year; you remember the main points and a couple friends you made but the rest is vague.

posted 6 days ago with 9,822 notes

miskatonicdoctor:

Portal 2 - Apple by rheill

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rubitrightintomyeyes:

outerspacecake:

I didn’t realize this was two different ads for a good minute or so

image

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